I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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