If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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