Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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