Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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