i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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