I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I got inside last night via doggy door
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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