redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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