So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize