so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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