I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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