just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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