I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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