I accidentally burped into my bong.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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