If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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