Where is the hickey?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
what day is it and did you see me today?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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