idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
