I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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