Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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