all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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