Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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