here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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