when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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