How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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