Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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