do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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