apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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