i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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