This dress was meant to end up on your floor
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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