White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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