Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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