i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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