Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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