hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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