If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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