after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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