I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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