Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.