yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell