Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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