they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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