Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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