Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he thought i was a dude.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Boobs speak an international language.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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