I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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