Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
