there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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