Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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