I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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