I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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