found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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