Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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