Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We are all done wearing pants today
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
